For those of you with commitment issues, you can now safely and confidently express your style and individuality without the risks of permanent body modification. 'Cheater' brand gauge earrings are hypoallergenic, gender neutral, and cater to all ages. With 'Cheater' brand, there's no need to sit through the pain and discomfort of prototypical gauging. Simply insert your "Cheater" earring into your already pierced ears and voila! You'll have no long and tedious healing process with possibility of infection; no blood, no blowouts, no pain, and absolutely no possibility of "points of no return!"